February 28, 2006
Iowa Woman Charged With Faking Her Own Death to Avoid Paying Traffic Tickets
Weapon of Mass Destruction Found in University of Texas Girls' Dorm Room
February 27, 2006
Following Crimson Rosella, Cowra Naked Lady's Bunged Up Boobook Heads to Wagga Specialist
Ozzy Osbourne Proves Wildly Popular Providing Voice Commands for Satellite Navigation Systems
Black Sabbath Rocker Shouts, 'In 400 Metres You Have Reached Your [Expletive] Destination'Click here
February 26, 2006
Jerusalem Officials Order Giraffe Put on Birth Control
Woman Wins Eight-Year Legal Battle to Prove She Exists
Mistakenly Declared Dead in 1992, She Couldn't Marry or Receive a Pension, Although She Still Had to Pay TaxesClick here
February 25, 2006
Police Ask Public's Help in Finding Male Armed Robber Wearing 'Striking White Dress,' Blue-Striped Wig, Rollerblades
"Someone out there will most likely have seen this person roller-blading around," a spokesman says. Click here
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H&R Block Makes $32 Million Error in Preparing Its Own Taxes
February 24, 2006
Five Georgia State Representatives Introduce Bill to Make Red Clay the Official State Dirt
House Bill 1443 Claims Dirt Has Added Immeasurably to the State's Cultural, Economic, and Social DevelopmentClick here
German Village Buried Under 52,800 Gallons of Liquid Pig Manure
Scientists Invent Invisible Buildings
February 23, 2006
Three-Year-Old Budgie Wins Award for Embroidery
Malden, Massachusetts City Hall Receives Five-Star Rating as Gay Sex Locale
'The Public Needs These Kinds of Facilities,' Mayor SaysClick here
Man Tries to Steal Lobster From Grocery Store by Stuffing It Down His Pants
Association That Promotes Doing Business in Iowa Holds Its Annual Convention in Nebraska
World's Largest Air Conditioner Company Claims New Air Filter Made From Pickled Cabbage Prevents Avian Flu
February 22, 2006
Alleged Jackson Pollock Masterpiece Might Turn Out to Be Just Random Paint Drippings
Alleged Jackson Pollock Masterpiece Might Turn Out to Be Just Random Paint Drippings
Few Takers So Far for Artificial Goat Insemination
New Zealand M.P. 'Bitterly Disappointed' That City Won't Change How It Spells Its Name
Rejecting Referendum Results, Tariana Turia of Te Tai Hauauru Vows to Continue Misspelling Wanganui
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Ottawa Public Library Officials Furious With Aide for Cleaning Up Mess in Men's Room
Aide Ignored Bureaucratic Protocol, They Say; Grievance May Be FiledClick here
February 21, 2006
U.S. Puts Florida Nuns on Terrorism Watch List
Court Orders Man to Give His Girlfriend More Thoughtful Presents
Mysterious Blob Eating Downtown Los Angeles
Traffic Police Supervisor Demoted for Driving Over 100 m.p.h. on Way to Traffic Safety Conference
February 20, 2006
Israeli Military Training Llamas as Special Ops Forces
'We've tried donkeys and they are not suitable for such missions,' a spokesman says.Click here
Political Crisis Escalates Over Demolition of Toilet
* Anti-Toilet Forces Led by Federal Road Maintenance Agency, Backed by Police
* State Commissioner for Environment Calls Episode 'Dastardly Wicked'
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* State Commissioner for Environment Calls Episode 'Dastardly Wicked'
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February 19, 2006
Movie Patron Fined $176 for Asking Woman to Stop Talking on Her Cell Phone During Brokeback Mountain
Anglican Church Spends £100,000 to Make Itself More Appealing to Rap Artists, Skateboarders, BMX Bikers
But New 'Extreme' Ministry With Services Held in Wine Bars Is Raising EyebrowsClick here
February 18, 2006
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Becoming Increasingly Common Among Elephants
Chicago Police Arrest Minister in Middle of Sermon
Potato Chip Factory Lays Off 250 Workers, Offers Them Bag of Chips as Severance
One Employee Comments, 'This Rubbed Salt Into the Wound'Click here
February 17, 2006
Man Sentenced to Three Years in Jail for Not Returning Library Books
Golf Tournament Suspended Due to Police Chase
* Armed Robber Crashes Stolen Truck Into Sand Trap
* Players Stymied When Entire Sixth Hole Is Cordoned Off as Crime Scene
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* Players Stymied When Entire Sixth Hole Is Cordoned Off as Crime Scene
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Man in Tiger Suit Arrested for Climbing Lighthouse to Protest Internet Porn
February 16, 2006
European Union Agrees to Limit Greenhouse Gases Emitted by Shoes
Boring German Soccer Match Enlivened by Hundreds of Huge Inflatable Penises
Cops Taser Goat
February 15, 2006
Cocktails to Be Available on International Space Station
Charleston Asks Residents to Stop Putting Loaded Weapons in Recycling Bins
Enron Trial Delayed Because Lawyer Wore Too Much Cologne
Mayor Wants Running Tracks in Cemeteries
"This is a very innovative and modern take on city management," a spokesman says. Click here
February 14, 2006
Man Arrested for Shoving Chocolate Ice Cream Into Mailbox
Birds Pooping on Power Lines Cause Hundreds of Blackouts a Year
At Hearing, Utility Executive Shows Legislators Graph Detailing Extent of ProblemClick here
Six-Year-Old Accused of Sexual Harassment
February 13, 2006
Researchers Discover People Who Have Children Become Depressed and Stay That Way the Rest of Their Lives
Click hereBillion-Dollar Market Predicted for Tiger Poop
February 11, 2006
Horseback Riding While Drunk to Be Allowed in South Dakota
February 07, 2006
Pigeons Use Cell Phones to Monitor Air Pollution
The pigeons will carry GPS devices and post air quality reports on a blog via text messaging. Click here
British Destroy £350 Million Worth of Property Each Year Having Sex
10% of Couples Have Filed Insurance ClaimsClick here
February 06, 2006
Cops Foil Cockle Spat Smuggling Plot
February 05, 2006
Burglars Break Into Elementary School, Solve Third Graders' Math Problems
"According to local law enforcement officials a good job was done and all of the problems were solved correctly." Click here
February 04, 2006
Antique Car Club Hires 40 Karate Masters to Protect Vehicles From Parrots
Australia Awards Medal to Scientist Who Studied Belly Button Lint
Dating Service for Parrots Launches in Germany
Birds Have 'Romantic Dinner Over a Bowl of Seed and a Few Stilted Conversations in Which They Repeat One Another'
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February 03, 2006
Milk Considered a 'Hazardous Material' in Minnesota
Special Hazmat Crew Called Out for SpillClick here
New York Highway Department Chief Reminds Many of Tarzan
Transportation Official Lives in a Tree, Uses Outhouse, Works Closely With Jungle ElephantsClick here
Airborne Crocodiles Prompt Warning to Motorists
February 02, 2006
Department of Homeland Security Focuses on Protecting Americans From Bogus Football Memorabilia
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MIT Researchers Develop Algorithm That Determines If Someone Talking on a Cell Phone Is a Jerk
Click hereFebruary 01, 2006
Art Museum Misplaces 38-Ton Sculpture
Georgia Lawmaker Wants to Prevent Police From Stopping Trucks Carrying Live Chickens on Hot Days Unless They Suspect Illegal Activity
Teachers in London Ordered Not to Call on Students Who Raise Their Hands
Jellyfish Disable U.S. Nuclear Warship
