April 30, 2006
National Toilet Summit Opens
City That Spent $108,000 Buying Old Trolley Car Gets $10,000 Grant to Figure Out What to Do With It
Click herePolice Officers Discover Ghost Who Won't Stop Flushing Toilets in Ladies' Room
April 29, 2006
Jerry Garcia's Toilet Stolen
April 28, 2006
Top Mexican Presidential Candidates Run Ads Comparing the Size of Their Manhood
April 27, 2006
City Pumps 3,000 Gallons of Raw Sewage Into Couple's Home
April 26, 2006
Louisiana House Judiciary Committee, in 9-3 Vote, Approves Official State Hurricane Recovery Song
Click hereEmployee Claims She Was Fired Because Her Breasts Grew Larger While She Recovered From a Toe Injury
April 25, 2006
Grandmother Gets Eight Years in Jail for Smuggling Cocaine in Garden Gnome
Man Accidentally Divorces Wife in His Sleep
April 24, 2006
Scientists Invent Device That Warns You If You're Being Boring or Irritating
Ohio Chiropractic Board Skeptical of Man Who Claims to Heal People Through Time Travel
Board Says New Treatment Might Not Meet Acceptable and Prevailing Standards of CareClick here
April 23, 2006
Schoolteachers to Be Replaced by Holographs
Ferrets Who Watch Keanu Reeves Acting Exhibit Only 20% More Brain Activity Than Ferrets Kept in Total Darkness
April 21, 2006
Candidate's Treasurer Steals Money; Can't Return It Because This Would Violate Campaign Finance Laws
Federal Election Commission Says Restitution of Stolen Funds Is IllegalClick here
Man Arrested for Selling Oven Door and Claiming It's a Flat-Screen TV
April 20, 2006
New Reality TV Series Features Woman Undergoing Therapy for Fear of Peas
Man Banned From Driving for Nine Lifetimes Plus 109 Years
Seven-Hour Police Standoff at Oklahoma City House Ends When Police Discover No One Is Home
April 19, 2006
80,000 at International Sports Event Bewildered by Obscure Duck Ceremony
Space Travel Causes Breast Implants to Explode
April 18, 2006
University of California Researchers to Study Whether Eating Jelly Beans While You Exercise Is Good for You
Click hereFlorida Town Debates Buying Sewage
Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames
Easter Bunny Arrested for Punching Woman at Shopping Mall
April 17, 2006
Fairfield, Connecticut Issues Restraining Order Against Cat
April 14, 2006
Macedonian Court Transcripts Being Delayed Because Cockroaches Keep Eating Printer Toner
Thieves Steal £75 Million Worth of Monopoly Money
Won't Get Out of Jail Free, Detective WarnsClick here
April 13, 2006
Blind High School Students in Chicago Must Pass Driver's Ed to Graduate
Man Receives $218 Trillion Phone Bill
April 12, 2006
400 Pounds of Pig Intestines Shut Down Interstate 43 in Milwaukee
April 11, 2006
Girdles for Men Are a Big Hit in Japan
April 01, 2006
Mayor Criticized for Appointing Five-Member Commission to Choose Armchair Upholstery
