May 31, 2006
Five More Plead Guilty in Elaborate Scheme to Steal Fiberglass Penguins
Woman Who Didn't Enjoy Dates Wins $2.1 Million in Lawsuit Against Matchmaker
60-Year-Old Social Worker From Erie, Pa. Had Specified That She Only Wanted to Meet Monogamous Men Worth $20 MillionClick here
May 30, 2006
Scientists Say Action Is Urgently Needed to Determine Whether Tasmanian Frogs Are Developing Platypus Ulcers
May 26, 2006
Students on School Trip Arrested for Listening to Their Teacher
Cops Say Teacher Didn't Have License to Guide Tour of Historic Cathedral, So Students Broke the Law by Paying Attention to HimClick here
May 25, 2006
Oregon State Commission Urges Senators, Representatives Not to Approve Legislation While Drunk
Cows-for-Votes Scheme Alleged
Senator Adrian 'Spaceman' Mitchell at Center of New ControversyClick here
May 24, 2006
Couple Finds Uranium in Bottom of Toolbox
Al-Qaeda Members Visiting Porn Websites to Throw Counter-Terrorism Agencies Off the Track
Mohammad Junaid Babar, 31, Testifies He Talked Dirty in Chat Rooms Using the Name 'Buffy Slayer' So Agents Would Think He Was Just a Typical WesternerClick here
May 23, 2006
Doctor Fined £400 for Shooting Seagull That Pooped in His Wife's Salad
'Risk to My Family Was Extreme,' Insists Founder of Anti-Seagull Action GroupClick here
Baltimore Police Arrest Couple for Asking for Directions
Court Orders Woman to Stop 'Rampaging Campaign of Hatred and Pure Evil'
Financial Manager Arrested 30 Times for Booby-Trapping Neighbors' Plants, Dumping Dog Poop on Road, Blaring Choral Work About Rape and PillageClick here
May 22, 2006
Microsoft Announces Plans to Translate Its Office Software Package Into Australian
Girl Eats Neighbor's Roof
Party Nominating Convention Selects 'None of the Above' Instead of Foul-Mouthed Nude Psychotherapist
May 21, 2006
Entire Roller-Coaster Stolen
May 20, 2006
Piano Discovered on Top of Britain's Highest Mountain
Kansas Sheriff Defends Decision to Shoot Ostrich
In the Past, Sheriff Has Also Ordered Shooting of 10 EmusClick here
May 19, 2006
Chicago Opens Hospital Just for Birds Who Crash Into Skyscrapers
May 18, 2006
15-Year-Old Arrested for Claiming His Science Teacher Likes Michael Jackson
Teenager Denies Charges; Says He Only Claimed Teacher Wrestled With Alligators and MidgetsClick here
Thief Steals California Homeowner's Entire Front Yard
May 17, 2006
Miami City Commissioner Apologizes for Screaming Obscenities in Airport, Kicking Police Officer in Groin
Click hereAir Purifiers Cause Smog
May 16, 2006
Injured Car Crash Victims Steal Car of Man Who Stopped to Help
Man Is Then Nearly Killed When Someone Else Crashes Into Victims' CarClick here
May 15, 2006
California Schools to Ban Books That Refer to Mothers and Fathers
Sex Toys Are Now Tax-Deductible
Nestlé Introduces Chocolate for Men
Product to Be Positioned as 'New, Special Form of Tenderness' Just for MalesClick here
Oregon Playgrounds Ban Swings, Teeter-Totters, Merry-Go-Rounds, Climbing Equipment, Slides, Running, Dodge Ball, Tag
Some Decry Effort to Prevent Injury as 'Overprotective'Click here
May 13, 2006
Experts Skeptical of Claim That Elvis Presley Was Heavily Influenced by 18th Century Scottish Folk Music
Click hereMan Spends 50 Years in Treehouse After Minor Argument With His Wife
May 12, 2006
Winner of Pool Tournament Receives a Live Goat
Winner of Juniors' Competition Only Gets a ChickenClick here
New Company Provides People Who Pretend to Be Your Boss So You Can Yell at Them and Slap Them
Kentucky Fiscal Court Election Pits Hoss Fly Against Hog
It's Booger vs. Hermanator in Sheriff's Race; Other Candidates Include Mule Train, June Bug, Rat and FuzzClick here
Government Orders Priests to Stop Saying Mass on the Radio Because It Endangers Trans-Atlantic Jets
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Jackson, Mississippi Mayor Orders Four School Buses to Pull Off Interstate Because He Wants a Hug
Click hereMay 11, 2006
University of Alberta Business School Study Finds People Are Less Likely to Buy Merchandise If It Has Cooties
May 10, 2006
California Lawmaker Introduces Bill to Prohibit People From Behaving Like Tom Cruise
Click here# posted by The Harrison Report @ Wednesday, May 10, 2006 
Springfield, Illinois Agrees to Redesign Playground to Remove Occult Symbolism
Five Charged With Illegally Dumping Squid Parts
May 09, 2006
Filipino Judge Sacked for Consulting Trio of Mystic Dwarves
Judge Orders Parrot Imprisoned Until He Talks
May 07, 2006
New Video Game Lets Players Compete Against a Live Hamster
May 04, 2006
Parma, Ohio Establishes Registry of People Who Don't Want to Be Visited by Strangers
May 03, 2006
Manure Management Conference Features Field Demonstrations, On-Site Food Concessions
May 02, 2006
Amusement Park Ride Features Lorena Bobbitt Reenactment
New York Plans to Spend $12.5 Million to Build 16-Foot Staircase in Times Square That Doesn't Go Anywhere
Five-Year-Old's Birthday Party Raided by Federal Agents
Secret Service Says Porn Star's Preschool Daughter Posed Danger to Bill ClintonClick here
May 01, 2006
Archaeologists Discover 1,000-Year-Old Bra
Swiss Officials Plan to Make Mountain 120 Meters Taller So It Will Be More Prestigious
Japanese Health Ministry Tries to Stop Global Warming by Shutting Down Elevators in 26-Story Building
