June 30, 2006
Scientists Say Whale Echolocation Is Disrupted by Herring Flatulence
In Effort to Help Fishermen, Thailand Dumps 189 Garbage Trucks Into Ocean
June 29, 2006
Dingo Urine Can Rehabilitate Old Mine Sites, Prevent Auto Accidents, Researchers Say
June 28, 2006
Woman Demands $8 Million Payment for Dance Lessons Back After Instructor Calls Her a Lazy Cow
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Government-Run Santa Claus Park Posts 8% Sales Increase, Turns Profitable After Firing Three Elves
Click hereTurtle on Pavement Poses Considerable Challenge for Maine Police
June 27, 2006
Man Jailed for Five Months for Annoying Neighbor With Fart Machine
59-Year-Old Father of Two Rigged Security System to Make Impolite Noises Whenever Neighbor Left Her HouseClick here
Oregon Heritage Commission Awards $1,200 Grant to Display Topographical County Map Made Out of Cigarette Cartons
June 26, 2006
Japanese Researchers Say Not Having Sex May Be Linked to Not Having Children
Shopping Mall Bans 10-Year-Old Girl's Bandana
Smiley Faces, Peace Signs and Flowers Could 'Embroil the General Public in Open Conflict,' Security Guard ExplainsClick here
Leading Hindu Cleric Calls for Judicial Inquiry Into Claim That Authorities Doctored Ice Phallus
City Puts 'Handicap Parking Only' Sign Next to Woman's Car and Then Fines Her for Parking There
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Congressional Candidate Blames Satan for Campaign Finance Problems
Turkish Government Accuses Winnie-the-Pooh of Undermining Islam
June 24, 2006
Motorola Patents Device That Uses GPS Receiver, Digital Camera and Three-Dimensional Sensor to Evaluate Feng Shui
Click hereNew Law in Euclid, Ohio Provides Six-Month Jail Sentence for Using Garbage Bags in Place of Curtains
British Insurance Company Faces Criticism After Selling Nuns £1 Million Policy to Protect Against Immaculate Conception
Click hereJune 23, 2006
Philadelphia Newsstand Operator Hires Crane, Relocates Competitors' Newsstands
Thieves Steal $17,000 Worth of Dish Soap, Replace It With 1,400 Boxes of Bleach
Florida Man Breaks Into Trailer, Eats, Watches TV, Showers, Naps, Leaves Wallet and Social Security Card Behind
June 22, 2006
Top Government Officials Are Getting Telemarketing Calls for Time-Share Condos on Their Private National-Security Emergency Hotlines
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Texas Police Investigating Man Who Keeps Pretending to Be a Woman in Labor in Wal-Mart Parking Lots
'The Whole Situation Is Very Unusual,' Sergeant ObservesClick here
June 20, 2006
New 'Gulag Tunes' CD Features Stalin-Era Soviet Prison Songs Set to Hawaiian Surf Music
After Three Years, British Authorities Decide to Rein In Peacock Who Keeps Trying to Mate With Gas Pump
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State-Run Oil Company Disciplines 21 Employees for Failure to Sing Karaoke
Eight Department Heads Facing SuspensionClick here
Malaysia to Test Designer Urinals
June 18, 2006
Two-Mile Traffic Jam Caused by City Officials Stopping Motorists to Conduct Survey on Traffic Congestion
June 16, 2006
Airport Security Confiscates Six-Year-Old Girl's Pink Bugs Bunny Water Pistol Filled With Candy
'Better to Be Safe Than Sorry,' Explains Airport SpokeswomanClick here
Employees Responsible for Processing Overdue Agricultural Subsidy Payments Accused of Jumping Naked Off Filing Cabinets, Having Sex in Toilets
June 15, 2006
Cocktail of Worm Eggs and Gatorade Cures Crohn's Disease
Police Arrest Nearly 100 People on Assault Charges Before Realizing They Were Just Playing Rugby
Click hereCancer Society Sends Enormous Model of Large Intestine to Agricultural Expo
Farm Festival Is 'Excellent Place' to Provoke Discussion of Bowel Disorders, CEO InsistsClick here
June 14, 2006
Fire Department Plans Fish-Fry Fundraiser to Rebuild Firehouse That Burned Down When Fish Fryer Caught Fire at Previous Fish-Fry Fundraiser
Click hereMissouri Woman Charged With Assault and Battery With a Dead Chihuahua
Prince Philip Calls for Ban on Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Royal Derides Ceremonies as 'Bloody Nuisances,' 'Pain in the Neck,' 'Absolutely, Appallingly Awful'Click here
June 13, 2006
Utah Police Investigate Naked Woman Riding Around Grocery Store in Motorized Shopping Cart
Federal Judge Orders Lawyers to Resolve Dispute by Playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' on Courthouse Steps
June 12, 2006
Violent Nightclub Incident Traced to Love Triangle Among Three of the World's Top Chess Grandmasters
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University of Glasgow Scientists Win Government Grant to Study Catapulting Food to the Moon
June 08, 2006
June 07, 2006
Pittsburgh Woman Takes Off Her Clothes, Waves Hubcap in the Air, Steals Peanuts, Runs Into Traffic
June 06, 2006
Sydney, Australia Playing Barry Manilow Songs in Parking Lots So People Won't Loiter There
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Claim That World's Sixth Largest Cheese Was Created in Flint, Michigan in 1957 Coming Under Increased Scrutiny
Lack of Detailed Historical Evidence Raises Some Researchers' SuspicionsClick here
June 03, 2006
City Hires Man in Squirrel Outfit to Teach People About Household Hazardous Waste
Prostitutes Lobby for Exemption From Workplace Smoking Ban
June 02, 2006
Hermione From 'Harry Potter' Blamed for Increase in Armed Robbery, Gang Violence
British Clowns Threatened With Hefty Fines for Squirting Each Other With Plastic Buttonhole Flowers
Click hereWeapon of Mass Destruction Found in Adult Bookstore in Waldo, Florida
June 01, 2006
Top Rugby Player Bursts Into Tears After Team Captain Hits Him With Woman's Handbag
Man Robs Bank, Stops on Way Out to Read Magazine
Indiana Police Issue Radar Guns to Bored Housewives
Property Manager Discovers 70,000 Empty Beer Cans in Townhouse
