July 27, 2006
July 26, 2006
Partygoers in Minneapolis Jailed for Dressing Like Zombies and Simulating Weapons of Mass Destruction
Gas Prices Might Go Higher, Or They Might Not, AAA Predicts
July 25, 2006
Palm Beach County Officials Spend Months Debating Artistic Merits of Anatomically Correct Gargoyle
Click hereCops Search for Man Wearing Flowered Panties on His Head Who Stole Pecan Fudge
July 24, 2006
Police Say Florida University Student Set Dormitory on Fire So He Could Meet Women as They Evacuated
Click hereJudge Faces Suspension After Attacking Two Police Officers With Masonic Sword
July 23, 2006
Ohio Inmates Escape on John Deere Tractor
July 21, 2006
Barry Manilow Angry That City Plays His Music in Public Areas to Discourage Loitering
Plan May Backfire, He Warns; Hoodlums Might Develop Liking for 'Can't Smile Without You'Click here
German City's New Tourism Film Showcases Senior-Citizen Prostitute
July 20, 2006
Georgia Kangaroo Farm Not a Terrorist Target, Officials Believe
Cops Hunt Hit-and-Run Suspect in Yellow Chicken Suit
Man Claims Penile Implant Triggers Uncontrollable Erection Whenever Neighbor Uses Garage Door Opener
July 19, 2006
One-Third of Male Fish in England Are Undergoing Sex Change
China Announces Plans to Individually Track 10 Million Pounds of Vegetables
Each Cabbage and Pea Pod Will Have Its Own Identity Number and Computer FileClick here
Thieves Steal 14-Foot Inflatable Sheep
July 18, 2006
One Dead, Two in Custody After Scrabble-Related Violence
Bible Translated Into Australian
Police Arrest Naked Man After He Flails Car With Stolen Pigeon
Man 'Was Obviously Having Some Sort of Issue,' Police Spokeswoman ObservesClick here
U.S. Senate Candidate's Staffer Made Thousands of Phone Calls Claiming Opponent's Wife Belonged to Orgasm Cult
Click hereJuly 17, 2006
U.S. Airways to Sell Ads on Barf Bags
Brazilian Labor Ministry Publishes Advice for Prostitutes on Attracting More Customers
Government Also Gives Streetwalkers Tips on Saving, InvestmentClick here
July 16, 2006
Celebrities Headline New York Protest Rally Against Men Who Don't Shave Closely Enough
July 14, 2006
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July 13, 2006
Burglars Take Computer System, Leave Behind Black Thong Panties
Police Give Speeding Ticket to Hearse in Funeral Procession
Deceased Was Going 43 m.p.h. in 30-m.p.h. Zone; Mourners Who Tried to Follow May Be Prosecuted, Cops SayClick here
Australian Paleontologists Find Evidence of Flesh-Eating Kangaroos, Demon Ducks of Doom
July 12, 2006
Chemical Company Adopts Ad Slogan: 'Excellence Is Not an Option'
Michigan Police Accidentally Phone 21,000 People in the Middle of the Night
Tennessee Town's Mule Day Parade May Be a Terrorist Target, U.S. Warns
List of Country's Vulnerable Critical Infrastructure Also Includes Petting Zoo, Doughnut Shop, Pork Festival, Amish Popcorn FactoryClick here
July 11, 2006
Florida Convenience Store Clerk Arrested for Trying to Murder Customer for Not Buying a Yo-Yo
July 10, 2006
New Lawnmower Land Speed Record Set
In New Trend, Gangs Use Trained Pigeons, Prostitutes to Steal Fertilizer
July 08, 2006
Researchers Discover One Vodka Tonic Is Enough to Make Most People Unable to Notice a Woman in a Gorilla Suit Beating Her Chest in the Middle of a Basketball Game
Click here'Society as a Whole Will Benefit' From Naked Pediatrician Masturbating on Mailbox, Judge Rules
July 07, 2006
43-Year-Old Woman Charged With Felony for Stealing Beanie Babies From Cemetery
Indiana Police Had Been Keeping Small Stuffed Animals Under Videotape SurveillanceClick here
State Pays People $23/Hour to Verbally Abuse New Bus Drivers So They Can Get Used to It
Apartment Building Deluged by 11 Tons of Liquid Cow Manure
July 06, 2006
Chic New Skin-Care Treatment Relies on Bovine Embryonic Stem Cells
Four-Year-Old 'Little Mr. Apricot' Dethroned for Making Obscene Gesture at Crowd
Runner-Up Will Receive Pageant Title, Says Apricot Fiesta BoardClick here
Stroke Causes British Woman to Develop Jamaican Accent
July 05, 2006
Baboons Steal 'Huge Collection' of England World Cup Flags
Indiana State University Researchers Say Heavier Teddy Bears May Prevent Childhood Obesity
Click hereJuly 04, 2006
Driver Denies He Was Drinking After Hitting Two Parked Cars and Several Mailboxes, Ramming Into Oncoming Car, Running Stop Sign, Rear-Ending Another Car, Hitting Two More Mailboxes, and Crashing Into His Own House
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