August 31, 2006
Man Impersonating Federal Housing Official Delivers Policy Address at Hurricane Katrina Conference
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Groom Arrested at Wedding Reception for Assaulting Police Officer
Cops Release Groom, Then Arrest Him Again for Violating Restraining Order Taken Out by BrideClick here
Birth Control Pills Urged for Kangaroos
August 30, 2006
Lowe's Home-Improvement Warehouse Store Denied Occupancy Permit Due to Shoddy Construction
Police Believe Notorious Internet Music Pirate Is Also Serial Portable Toilet Bomber
Driving Naked Is Legal in Florida
August 29, 2006
British Government Secretly Installs Electronic Surveillance Equipment on 500,000 Trash Cans to Find Out How Much Garbage People Are Throwing Away
Click hereMan Steals Volvo, Goat; Takes Both on Joyride
Authorities Blame Incident on 'Immense Stupidity'Click here
August 28, 2006
Robbers Break Into Radio Station, Demand Money From DJ While He's On the Air
Researchers Brave Extreme Hardships to Monitor Size of Polar Bear Genitals
Pluto's Demotion as a Planet Could Cause Scorpios to Explode
Change Could Also Affect JonBenet Ramsey Case, Lead to Reforms in Organic Milk Industry, Astrologers PredictClick here
August 27, 2006
Chicago Sprays Parks With Chemical Designed to Give Geese Diarrhea
Hungary Likely to Name New Bridge Over Danube in Honor of Chuck Norris
Crashed Car Gets Parking Ticket
August 26, 2006
Florida Woman Asks Police to Stop Her Husband From Getting a Haircut Because He Doesn't Need One
Police Arrest Woman for Wasting Their TimeClick here
August 25, 2006
Mexican Theme Park Opens 'Sneaking Across U.S. Border' Adventure
Chinese Authorities Crack Down on Traditional Practice of Having Striptease Acts at Funerals
Madonna Claims to Have Discovered Mystical Fluid That Eliminates Nuclear Waste
But Pop Singer's Theory 'Defies the Laws of Physics,' British Nuclear Officials WarnClick here
August 24, 2006
Chickens Can Serve as Bridesmaids in North Dakota
Hurricane Katrina Memorial Looted
Boy Who Fell Asleep in Class Sues Teacher Who Woke Him Up
August 23, 2006
Stores Seeing Sharp Rise in Customer Complaints About Being Attacked by Mannequins
National Lifeboat Institution Bans Traditional Game in Which People Try to Knock Each Other Over With a Dead Eel
In Nod to Animal Rights Activists, Eel Will Be Replaced With a Rubber BuoyClick here
August 22, 2006
Welsh Road Sign Warns, 'Bladder Disease Has Returned'
Utah Leads Nation in Searching Google for Information on Boogers
State's Residents Also Highly Curious About Panties, Gerbils, Twinkies, Sponge Bob Square PantsClick here
August 21, 2006
Dead Chicken Could Save You Up to $200 in Car Registration Fees
AOL Refuses to Stop Billing Dead Customer $25.90/Month for Dial-Up Access
California Police Bogged Down by 'Outrageously Stupid' 911 Calls
Cops Ask Citizens to Stop Making Emergency Reports of Tumbleweeds, Vampires, Mistakes in Drive-Thru OrdersClick here
August 20, 2006
New! Online Dating for Orangutans
Minnesota Seeks to Revoke Massage Therapist's License Because She Had Sex With Her Husband
August 19, 2006
Lawsuit Claims Shopping Center Aided Squirrel in Attacking Customer
August 15, 2006
Church of England to Begin Installing ATMs
Researchers at Harvard Publish Study Suggesting That People Who Watch Large Amounts of Television Are Not Very Physically Active
Click hereGuard Dog Goes Berserk, Chews Up $900,000 Worth of Teddy Bears
August 14, 2006
Houston TV Station Drops 'Dew Point' From Weather Forecasts Because Survey Shows Nobody Knows What It Is and Nobody Cares
Click hereAugust 10, 2006
Malaysia Tells Parents to Stop Naming Their Children 'Male Adulterer,' 'Smelly Head'
Honda Owner's Manuals Urge Drivers to Call Sex Hotline
Teens Facing Three Years in Jail for Toilet-Papering Neighbor's House
Relentless Victim Solved Crime by Analyzing Local Stores' Bathroom-Tissue Sales DataClick here
August 09, 2006
Exotic Dancer Arrested for Keeping Human Body Parts in Her Home Complains News Media Are Portraying Her Unfairly
Davenport, Iowa Can't Decide If 25-Foot Pushpin Is Art or Just Kitsch
August 08, 2006
Monopoly Money to Be Replaced by Visa Debit Cards
Man Charged With Crime Against Norwegian Constitution for Throwing Cake to Stimulate Debate About Socialist Finance Minister
Soccer Stadium Builds Cemetery Next Door So Fans Can Be Buried There
August 07, 2006
30-Foot Frog Missing in Lexington, Kentucky
