September 30, 2006
Ancient Pregnant Reptile Fossil Discovered Under Ping-Pong Table
World Chess Championship in Crisis
Player Boycotts Game After Being Accused of Taking Too Long in the BathroomClick here
September 29, 2006
September 28, 2006
Chattanooga Mayor's Office Announces Plans to Hire Guard Donkeys to Kick Any Critter That Tries to Go After Kudzu-Eating Goats
Members of Congress Express Concern About Air Traffic Controllers Having Sex With Each Other While on the Job
Click hereSeptember 27, 2006
Naked Man Breaks Into House, Builds Buddha Shrine on Bongo Drum
Man Also Puts Teddy Bears in Planters and Packaged Meat in Bathtub, Constructs Elaborate Trails of Potting SoilClick here
September 26, 2006
Federal Prosecutor Hires Psychic to Hypnotize His Staff, Perform Exorcism on Voodoo Doll in Assistant's Wastebasket
Fishing Contest Requires Testing for Performance-Enhancing Drugs
September 25, 2006
60 Canadian Border Guards Walk Off the Job After Hearing Rumor Someone Dangerous Might Try to Cross the Border
Click hereWoman Who Charged Man $32,000 to Fondle Her Breasts Found Guilty of Price-Gouging
September 24, 2006
Canadian Churches Declare Bottled Water to Be Immoral
Weapons Manufacturer Introduces Environmentally Friendly Lead-Free Bullets
Other Types of Bullets Can 'Pose a Risk to People,' Company WarnsClick here
Policeman Pretending to Be a Woman Arrests Prostitute Pretending to Be a Police Officer Who Tried to Rob Police Officer Pretending to Be a Customer
September 23, 2006
Al-Jazeera Sends Reporter to Cover Saints-Falcons Game
Middleweight Boxing Champion Who Dresses as a Smurf Sent Cease-and-Desist Letter by Owners of Smurf Trademark
Click hereWoman Arrested for Smuggling €62,000 Worth of Cocaine in 'Beehive' Hairdo
'Without Breasts, There's No Paradise' Is Most Popular TV Show in Colombia
September 22, 2006
Warning: Liquid Fertilizer Made From Toads May Spontaneously Explode
September 21, 2006
Man on Trial for Stealing a Computer Steals Computer From Courthouse
Trendy L.A. Boutique Sues Us Weekly for Not Writing About It Even Though It's Hip
Indian Tribe Accidentally Builds $36 Million Casino on Land Where Gambling Is Illegal
September 20, 2006
New CD Features Elvis Presley Songs Translated Into Ancient Sumerian
Chairman of Canada's Public TV Network Quits After Controversial Comments on Lebanese Bestiality, Joys of Bowel Movements
Click here'Hunky' Construction Worker Fired by School Because Female Students Couldn't Concentrate on Their Studies
September 19, 2006
Police Break Up Crime Ring That Smuggled Cell Phones Across Border Through Sewer Pipe
City Council Bans Doormats
32,000 People Receive Written Warning to Remove Their Doormats or Have Them ConfiscatedClick here
September 18, 2006
Man Fined €200,000 for Decorating His Home With Oil Platform, Crashed Helicopter, Picture of George Bush
Monopoly Dog Token to Be Replaced by a Labradoodle
Los Angeles Official Says City Will No Longer Issue Permits to Spray-Paint Elephants
September 17, 2006
Lawsuit Claims Heart Attack Was Caused by Ill-Fitting Toupee
September 16, 2006
Rupert Murdoch Calls DirecTV a 'Turd Bird'
Virginia Lawyers Receive Their Ethical Training by Listening to 'Bad, Bad Leroy Brown'
Mandatory Continuing Education Credits Also Available for 'Fire and Rain,' 'American Pie,' and a Medley From 'Tommy'Click here
North Carolina Youth Athletic Association Admits It Was a Bad Idea to Sell Raffle Tickets for an Uzi
September 15, 2006
British Police Distributing Lollipops to Drunks to Keep Them From Swearing
Russian Parliament Votes Down Proposal to Shoot Madonna Into Space
Japanese Royal Wedding Was a Scam
Couple Claimed to Belong to Imperial Family and Staged Lavish Fake Ceremony to Trick Guests Into Giving Them Expensive PresentsClick here
Triple Amputee Charged With Assault, Multiple Traffic Violations
September 14, 2006
Planktic Foraminiferal Biostratigraphy Shows Chicxulub-Related Clastic Unit Synchronous With Ejecta-Rich Airfall Layer
Surprisingly, Clastic Unit Also Synchronous With Cretaceous/Paleogene Catastrophic Mass Extinction HorizonClick here
September 13, 2006
Man Arrested for Firebombing Building He Mistakenly Thought Was an Abortion Clinic
Woman Sues Starbucks for $114 Million for Failing to Honor Coupon for Iced Coffee
23-Year-Old Claims She Felt 'Betrayed'Click here
September 12, 2006
Calgary Residents Complain That Chicken Parts Keep Falling Out of the Sky
Three People in Alabama Hold Man at Gunpoint, Pray for Him to Repent
September 11, 2006
Violent Street Gang Urges Members to Go to College
Police Charge Man With 'Placing a Garden Gnome With Intent to Cause Harassment'
Town Seeks Court Order to Prevent Rooster From Crowing
Rooster Allegedly Failed to Comply With World Health Organization GuidelinesClick here
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September 10, 2006
Organizers Face Criticism for Including Striptease Act as Part of Government-Sponsored Global Warming Conference
Click hereMan Threatens Judge at His Trial for Threatening a Judge
September 09, 2006
September 08, 2006
Man Stopped for Speeding in Canada Blames Lack of Goats
Groundbreaking Psychological Study at USC Suggests Celebrities Are More Narcissistic Than Ordinary People
Click hereMarijuana Use Up Sharply Among Dogs in Vancouver
Marital Argument Leads to Shooting of Husband, Large Number of Chickens
September 07, 2006
Scientists Discover Listening to AC/DC Makes You Smarter
Swiss Hiking Federation Urges People to Stop Hugging Cows
September 06, 2006
Auto Repair Shop Sued for Taking Six Years to Fix Minor Mechanical Problem in Fiat
September 05, 2006
McDonald's Changes Its Packaging Due to Pressure From Hedgehog Society
Man Arrested After His Crotch Explodes
September 04, 2006
Man Fasts 60 Days to Achieve Spiritual Perfection, Then Breaks Into Condo and Steals Tortillas, Cream Cheese
September 03, 2006
New Barbie Toy Phone Features Recorded Swear Words
September 02, 2006
Priest Drowns Trying to Walk on Water
September 01, 2006
Australia Pays for Female Soldiers to Get Breast Implants to Improve Their Confidence in Their Work
Click hereIndian Gangster Actors Flummoxed by Self-Flushing Urinals
