November 30, 2006
Christie's to Auction Britney Spears' Junior High School Homework
Gallon of Milk for Sale on Amazon Attracts More Than 800 Customer Reviews
November 29, 2006
Police Blame 20 Burglaries on Naked Man Covered in Engine Oil
Chicago Christmas Festival Rejects Christmas Movie as Sponsor Because It Doesn't Want to Favor One Religion Over Others
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In Nod to Anti-Obesity Efforts, World Meat Pie Eating Championship to Offer Vegetarian Option
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Department Store Criticized for Holiday Window Display Featuring Platypus Having Sex With Wombat
November 27, 2006
Microsoft Sued for Translating Windows Into Mapuzugun
Chilean Indians Claim Software Giant Had No Right to Make Program Intelligible to ThemClick here
Crematorium Trade Association Proposes Burning Bodies to Heat Churches
November 26, 2006
Remote Peruvian Village That Has No Paved Roads or Indoor Bathrooms Spends $158,000 on Erotic Sculpture Park
Click hereCourt Orders Husband to Stop Telling His Wife Ghost Stories
Horse Removed From Septic Tank
City of Minneapolis Sued for Discriminating Against People Who Look Like Zombies
November 25, 2006
Violent Drug Gang Buys Newspaper Ads Claiming It's Not as Bad as Rival Gang
November 24, 2006
Japan Faces Epidemic of Disease That Causes Women to Have Constant Orgasms
Rare Giant Owl Terrorizes Lottery-Winning Rapist
November 23, 2006
Times Square Opens Public Bathroom With Design Based on Marie From Everybody Loves Raymond
Click hereOne Dead, Four Injured in Miami Baby Shower
November 22, 2006
Dallas Tourism Bureau Trying to Turn City Into Gay Mecca
Bureau Says Big-Haired Women to Be Replaced by Sassy Drag QueensClick here
House of Blues Unable to Trick People Into Accepting Free Kevin Federline Tickets
KFC Unveils Logo Large Enough to Be Seen From Space
Image of Colonel Sanders in Nevada Desert Dwarfs Mt. RushmoreClick here
November 21, 2006
Utah Jazz Arena Renamed After Nuclear Waste Dump
Rugby Player Who Received Woman's Kidney Now Enjoys Baking Cakes, Shopping
Only Person Who Actually Registered for Joe Lieberman's Party Declares Himself Chairman, Adopts Anti-Lieberman Platform
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Study: One-Third of People in Cardiff Take Too Long in the Bathroom
Liverpool City Council Criticized for Building 18-Foot-Long Bike Path That 'Does Not Appear to Lead Anywhere'
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Pennsylvania Police on the Lookout for Man Wearing Tuxedo, Chicken Mask
Robot Tadpole Sex Explains Development of Vertebrae
November 18, 2006
Safety Officials Demand That Children's Musical Ride Be Removed From Store Because Someone Might Bump Into It
Click hereNew Zealand Defense Force Detonates Woman's Make-Up
November 17, 2006
School Inspectors Discover That School Was Turned Into Poultry Farm 12 Years Ago
Lawsuit of the Week
Woman Who Drank 5,000 Liters of Coke Sues Company for Giving Her Heartburn
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Zoo Tries to Prompt Pandas to Mate by Showing Them Porn
Australian Parliament Debates How Often to Flush Their Toilets
Scientists Say Being Afraid of Being Afraid Makes You More Likely to Be Afraid
November 15, 2006
Romanian Witches Preparing for EU Entry by Learning Spells in English
Thieves Steal Entire Forest
November 14, 2006
Principal Calls Teacher a Fool; Teacher Sues Her for 12 Cents
Dead Rugby Player's Fiancée Fondly Recalls How He Dressed Up as a Sheep and Bleated During Sex
November 13, 2006
Judge Rules Burrito Is Not a Sandwich
Cow Escapes From Farm, Spends Four Hours Body-Surfing
India Hires Eunuchs to Go to People's Homes and Sing About Tax Evasion
November 12, 2006
The Harrison Report 2006 Election Wrap-Up
* Man on 'Ten Most Wanted' List Elected City Commissioner in Tennessee
Click here* Arkansas Mayoral Candidate Asks for Recount After Receiving Zero Votes
Click here* Close Ohio Congressional Race Still in Doubt After Poll Workers Stop Counting Absentee Ballots to Watch Football
Click hereNovember 11, 2006
Florida Cracks Down on Stapling People's Ears to Make Them Lose Weight
'This Is a Big, Growing Problem in Our State,' Says Medical Association PresidentClick here
United Church of Canada's Ad Campaign Focuses on Sex With Whipped Cream
British Ministry of Defense Official Warns Country Is Unprepared for Attack by Space Aliens
November 10, 2006
Airport Screeners Spend Two Days Debating Whether Jam-Filled Pastry Is a 'Prohibited Liquid'
Click herePolice Call In Extensive Reinforcements to Deal With Business School Students in G-Strings
November 09, 2006
Nurse Gets Even With Boyfriend by Committing Him to Mental Hospital
Mayor Faces Six Months in Jail for Using the Letter 'W' in New Year's Card
Health Board Investigates Fish-and-Chips Restaurant After Complaints That It Smells Like Fish and Chips
November 08, 2006
Balloon Industry Threatened by Severe Helium Shortage
'Every Molecule Counts,' Warns Manager of National Helium ReserveClick here
Italian Police Seize Musical Toilet
November 07, 2006
Hundreds of Police Applicants Riot After Flunking Exam
Would-Be Cops Arrested for Assault, Looting, Vandalism, Sexual MolestationClick here
10,000 Copies of British TV Host Eamonn Holmes' New Spelling-Quiz DVD Recalled Because 'Eamonn' Is Misspelled on the Cover
Click hereNovember 06, 2006
Three-Month-Old Baby Charged With Robbery, Extortion
November 05, 2006
Paula Radcliffe Going to the Bathroom Voted the Most Significant Moment in the History of Competitive Running
November 04, 2006
Heineken to Track Beer by Satellite
Advanced Cell Phone Alerts Women When They're Ovulating
State Representative's New Campaign Mailer Neglects to Mention That She Died Two Months Ago
November 03, 2006
South Korea Legalizes Miniskirts, Chimney Sweep Mismanagement, Pawnshop Fraud
Magician Arrested for Disappearing During Disappearing Act
Cops Say They Wasted $25,000 Trying to Find HimClick here
Man Thrown Out of Gym for Grunting
Siren Goes Off When Weightlifter Violates Anti-Grunting Rule at Planet FitnessClick here
November 02, 2006
Statue of Dennis the Menace Stolen
Police Officer Talks Man Out of Committing Suicide, Then Sues Him
November 01, 2006
Soccer Team Orders Player to Get Married
Bangalore, India Changes Its Name to 'Town of Boiled Beans'
Witch Sued After Spell Doesn't Work
