tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73359412011-08-12T06:58:02.757-04:00Live, up-to-the-minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life.The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167596207578017512007-01-01T15:15:00.000-05:002006-12-31T15:18:52.786-05:00<h2><span style="font-size:110%">Soccer Team Offers to Trade Goalie for Gas Pipeline</span></h2><span style="font-size:120%"><i>Team Previously Traded Player for Two Sets of Goalposts and Half a Pig</i></span><br /><a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2126752.html?menu=">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116759620757801751?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167595365332786902006-12-31T15:00:00.000-05:002006-12-31T15:07:30.666-05:00<IMG SRC=http://www.carcosa.net/jason/blog_images/2005/07/04/african-spurred-tortoise.jpg BORDER=1 ALIGN=LEFT height=80 width=94><h2><span style="font-size:100%">Emergency Alarm Traced to Turtle Fart</span></h2><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=30678&in_page_id=2">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116759536533278690?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167434298303619472006-12-30T23:16:00.000-05:002006-12-31T15:07:50.676-05:00<a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20975555-1242,00.html">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116743429830361947?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167595595008824912006-12-30T03:05:00.000-05:002006-12-31T15:08:27.580-05:00<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/28/exploding_german_toads/">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116759559500882491?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167361302389862472006-12-29T01:59:00.000-05:002006-12-28T22:01:42.430-05:00<IMG SRC=http://www.aviationexplorer.com/aircraft_thumbs/cont_logo.jpg BORDER=0 ALIGN=LEFT height=98 width=74><h2><span style="font-size:100%">68 Pieces of Luggage Belonging to Continental Airlines Passengers Re-Routed to Pet Store Dumpster</span></h2><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-12-27-lost-luggage-found-in-trash-houston-pet-store_x.htm">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116736130238986247?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167277958617308822006-12-28T01:36:00.000-05:002006-12-28T22:04:45.546-05:00<h2><span style="font-size:60%;color:red"><u>SPECIAL REPORT</u></span></h2><IMG SRC=http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/police_&_fire/siren.gif BORDER=0 ALIGN=LEFT height=70 width=123><h2><span style="font-size:110%"><b>Cops, Paramedics Increasingly Frustrated by Emergency Callers Who Are Idiots</b></span></h2><br><h2><span style="font-size:85%;color:#4A4344"><i>* Police Alerted to Hedgehog Stuck in Noodle Container, People Taking Too Long to Buy Cigarettes</i></span></h2><a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13558017,00.html">Click here</a><br><h2><span style="font-size:85%;color:#4A4344"><i>* Paramedics Called for Stubbed Toe, Itchy Wrist, Help With Making Dinner</i></span></h2><a href="http://www.24dash.com/news/47/14676/index.htm">Click here</a><br><h2><span style="font-size:85%;color:#4A4344"><i>* Ambulances Summoned by Woman Who Broke Fingernail, Man Who Dreamed He Was Unconscious, TV Owner Who Had Trouble Changing Channel</i></span></h2><a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2127837.html?menu=">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at 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Update</span><br><br /><span style:"font-size:100%">* Armed Santas Rob Cell Phone Store in Mall</span></h2><a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/12/22/2932850-ap.html">Click here</a><br><h2>* Santa Triggers Arrest of Naked Truck Driver</h2><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=30304&in_page_id=2">Click here</a><br><h2>* Gang of 100 Drunk Santas Cause Mayhem in Shopping Center</h2><a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2126533.html?menu=">Click here</a><br><h2>* Santa Pronounced Dead at Christmas Party</h2><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006590414,00.html">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116700450276254425?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166909905264236102006-12-23T16:36:00.000-05:002006-12-23T16:38:25.266-05:00<a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/thepress/westcoast/3907560a12.html">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116690990526423610?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166908101730793462006-12-23T16:06:00.000-05:002006-12-23T16:36:39.933-05:00<a href="http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1893502006">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' 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Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166673865540881032006-12-20T23:03:00.000-05:002006-12-20T23:04:25.543-05:00<a href="http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061219/APC0101/61219013/1003/APCnews">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116667386554088103?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166568519059675692006-12-19T17:46:00.000-05:002006-12-21T12:50:30.206-05:00<IMG SRC=http://abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2005/news/local/081306-titans-mascot-200.jpg BORDER=1 ALIGN=RIGHT height=120 width=160><h2><span style="font-size:105%">Tennessee Titans' Raccoon Mascot Sued for $20 Million for Hitting Opposing Quarterback With Golf Cart</span></h2><a href="http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061219/SPORTS01/612190358/1002">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116656851905967569?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166550895505891182006-12-19T12:52:00.000-05:002006-12-20T13:27:53.970-05:00<h2><span style="font-size:110%">Small Plane Nosedives Into Enormous Tank of Raw Sewage</span></h2><span style="font-size:120%"><i>Identity of Plane, Passengers Still Unknown Because No One Wants to Dive Into Tank to Investigate</i></span><br /><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/19/BAG8JN26UK1.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the 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href="http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1166008613691S612">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116638997045475025?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167434657303469332006-12-16T18:22:00.000-05:002006-12-29T18:24:17.306-05:00<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061214/od_nm/astrology_driving1_dc?astrologyknowsall">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116743465730346933?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166304563950128312006-12-16T16:26:00.000-05:002006-12-16T16:29:23.953-05:00<IMG SRC=http://www.armhammer.com/images/arm_hammer_logo.jpg BORDER=0 ALIGN=LEFT height=100 width=100><h2><span style="font-size:100%">Man Sues Arm & Hammer for $425 Million for Failing to Warn That Using Baking Soda to Make Crack Cocaine Could Lead to Being Thrown in Jail</span></h2><a href="http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/12/the_fine_line_separating_pro_s.php">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116630456395012831?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166304280453409462006-12-16T16:23:00.000-05:002006-12-16T16:24:40.490-05:00<a href="http://www.the-scientist.com/article/home/36658/">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116630428045340946?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1167591941694875822006-12-16T14:05:00.000-05:002006-12-31T14:07:18.440-05:00<h2>West Palm Beach Cops Dress in Drag to Stop Traffic Violations</h2></span><br /><a href="http://www.channel3000.com/news/10527602/detail.html">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116759194169487582?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166216681223807762006-12-15T21:01:00.000-05:002006-12-17T22:34:45.783-05:00<IMG SRC=http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2763614691 BORDER=1 ALIGN=LEFT height=60 width=90><h2><span style="font-size:100%">Swedes Object to Turkish Documentary That Depicts Them as Ugly Genocidal Barbarians</span></h2><a href="http://www.thelocal.se/5799.html">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116621668122380776?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1166229443825662862006-12-15T19:36:00.000-05:002006-12-15T19:37:48.873-05:00<a href="http://au.gamespot.com/news/6163059.html?tag=latestnews;title;0">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, 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Reportnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7335941.post-1164248404008153102006-11-23T14:17:00.000-05:002006-11-23T10:32:16.770-05:00<IMG SRC=http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiTKAmVFSVwAMr.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1276s192f/EXP=1164334154/**http%3a//www.nndb.com/people/119/000064924/doris2.jpg BORDER=1 ALIGN=LEFT height=112 width=99><h2><span style="font-size:110%">Times Square Opens Public Bathroom With Design Based on Marie From <i>Everybody Loves Raymond</i></span></h2><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/061120/K112002AU.html">Click here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Get live, up-to-the minute coverage of the existential absurdity of human life at http://www.harrisonreport.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7335941-116424840400815310?l=harrisonreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Harrison 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