The Harrison Report

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September 01, 2004

Another reckless mountain climber expedition ends in tragedy

The bottom line is that even highly experienced mountaineers should never attempt a technically difficult ascent without fixed ropes, crampons, and supplemental oxygen.

# posted by The Harrison Report @ Wednesday, September 01, 2004

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