September 09, 2004
You know how your teenage children are always telling you that you're not very smart?
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ENTERTAINMENTWebsite Lets Viewers Watch Live as Cheese Becomes Moldy
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Grandmother Holds Four Contractors Hostage So Her Kitchen Will Be Remodeled on Time
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CRIMEThieves Steal $50,000 Worth of Broccoli
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GAMESCritics Complain That Trivial Pursuit Has Become Too Trivial
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SPORTSVatican Mulls Competing in International Soccer
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Fashion Retailer Specializes in Clothing for Nudists
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Police Accuse Suspect of Serial Attacks on 12-Foot Inflatable Snowman
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FOOTBALLDetroit Lions Coach Suspended for Driving Naked
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