October 15, 2004
True or false: If you drop food on the floor but you pick it up within five seconds, you can eat it
At last, The Harrison Report can provide a definitive answer. All it took was a group of Ph.D. microbiologists, an environmental scanning electron microscope, and a group of gummy bears willing to sacrifice themselves for science.
# posted by The Harrison Report @ Friday, October 15, 2004 
