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January 27, 2005

Coming soon: The Harrison Report Personals

Our goal at The Harrison Report Personals is to allow socially dysfunctional misfits with bizarre inexplicable obsessions to meet other eligible singles who have compatible interests.
You'll be happy to hear that we've already introduced this person to this person and this person.

# posted by The Harrison Report @ Thursday, January 27, 2005

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