October 31, 2006
Hundreds of Chicago Police Show Up at Cancelled Anti-War Rally
Keeping Protest Under Control 'Was Easier Than Expected'Click here
City Requires Firemen to Wear Boxer Shorts
75,000 People in Finland Regularly Listen to News Radio in Latin
Italian Parliament Debates Which Bathroom Legislator Should Use
October 30, 2006
Houses Evacuated Due to Threat of Exploding Fish
October 29, 2006
Minister Charged With Stealing Bibles From Church, Selling Them on eBay
Driver Crashes Into Bureau of Motor Vehicles
October 28, 2006
Hospital Warns Doctors to Stop Wearing Silly Socks
Nature Park Wins $1,000 Prize for 'Best Toilet in New Zealand'
October 27, 2006
Animal Rights Activists Who Planned to 'Liberate' Circus Tiger Change Their Minds When They Get Up Close to It
Instead, They Steal Six-Year-Old Girl's Bunny RabbitClick here
Britain's Largest Retailer Agrees to Stop Selling Pole-Dancing Kit as Children's Toy
October 26, 2006
Florida Physics Professor Claims Vampires Are Mathematically Impossible
October 25, 2006
Conservationists Plan to Restore Forest to Natural State by Blowing It Up With Dynamite
October 24, 2006
Entire Police Force Fired for Insubordination, Incompetence
Australians Told to Stop Singing in the Shower Because It Causes Global Warming
October 23, 2006
5.8% of Americans Suffer From Shopping Disorder
'Highly Materialistic' People Most at Risk, Psychologists ReportClick here
Thailand Faces Epidemic of Teenagers Getting High Sniffing Cow Dung
October 22, 2006
Vicar Agrees to Help Town Suffering From Critical Shortage of Women's Underwear
October 21, 2006
Stolen Egg Returned After 43 Years
Parsnip Voted 'Ugliest Vegetable in England'
October 20, 2006
Omaha Police Urge People to Call 911 If Someone Smokes in a Non-Smoking Area
Refugees Get Free Classes in Clown Make-Up to Help Them Adapt to Life in Britain
Poem Read at Dedication of Cincinnati Fountain Refers to Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate as 'Son of a Bitch,' 'Whore'
Click hereOctober 19, 2006
Disabled Man in 'Regular' Parking Space Leads to Three Criminal Charges, Two Firings, 11-Count Ethics Complaint, $176,000 in Legal Fees
October 18, 2006
Candidate for Sheriff Says Televised Video of Him Masturbating Is 'Legitimate Self-Expression'
Leader of Hells Angels Files Lawsuit Claiming His Feelings Have Been Hurt
He Alleges Supermarket Clerks Were Unkind, Couple Didn't Want to Sit Next to Him in RestaurantClick here
October 17, 2006
Birthday Cards Banned as Age Discrimination
After Year-Long Investigation, City Council Says It's Close to Figuring Out Which Member Interrupted a Planning Meeting by Saying 'Baa'
300-Page Report Costing £10,000 Narrows List of Suspects to FourClick here
California Encourages Employees to Bring Worms to Work
October 16, 2006
David Bowie 'Thrilled' to Be Performing With SpongeBob SquarePants
Beijing Agrees to Stop Broadcasting Exaggerated Descriptions of Anal and Intestinal Ailments on Buses During Morning Rush Hour
October 15, 2006
Court Says Woman Has Right to Go Topless to Protest Law Against Going Topless
October 14, 2006
Grandmother Sues Post Office for $250,000 After Clerks Laughed When She Mailed Fruitcakes
Nintendo Launches Its Own Line of Panties
Good Humor Introduces Ice Cream Sandwiches for Dogs
October 13, 2006
Opinion Poll Shows 61% of Egyptians Have Never Heard of Opinion Polls
October 12, 2006
Elderly Grandparents Who Volunteer to Re-Shelve Library Books Forced to Undergo 'Intrusive' Drug Testing
Number of Volunteers Drops From 55 to 2Click here
Kate Winslet Says She Decided to Become an Actress While Sitting on the Toilet
Internationally Important Bog Threatened by Tax-Motivated Trees, Says Society for the Protection of Birds
October 11, 2006
Candidate for Wisconsin Secretary of State Brags About Long History of Having Sex With Green Bay Packers
Click hereMongolian Legislature Debates Licensing of Genghis Khan Toilet Paper
British Government Spends £1.85 Million to Create Robot That Treats Baldness
October 10, 2006
Man Claims He Should Be Able to Stop Paying Alimony Because His Ex-Wife Had a Sex-Change Operation
October 09, 2006
Cows Being Trained to Milk Themselves
Car-Crash Victim's Life Saved by Breast Implants That 'Worked Just Like Airbags,' Police Say
October 08, 2006
Company That Makes Hemorrhoid Cream Asks People to Stop Using It on Their Face
Government Agency Criticized for Spending £140,000 to Research the History of Pockets
October 07, 2006
Dog Ordered to Leave Indiana and Never Come Back
Parents Describe Teacher Obsessed With Child Porn, Torture and Cannibalism as 'Caring,' 'Sensitive'
Government Urged to Reduce Divorce Rate by Subsidizing Sexy Lingerie
October 06, 2006
'Groupies' Travel the Country Attending Chick-fil-A Grand Openings
New Chicken-Sandwich Restaurants Met by Crowds Camped Out With Tents, Portable GeneratorsClick here
Polish Court Orders Nationwide Manhunt for Suspect Who Farted While Discussing President
October 05, 2006
Lawyers Argue for Seven Hours About Whether Shrimp Dinner Was Really Worth $15.99
State Senator's Re-Election Bid in Doubt After TV Station Broadcasts Pictures of Him Letting Naked Men Paint His Buttocks Purple
Click hereOctober 04, 2006
Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khameini Blogs About Masturbation, Tooth-Brushing
Woman Gets Two Years in Jail for Assaulting Couple With Pooper-Scooper
Drunk Driver Crashes Into Police Headquarters
Norwegian Politicians Debate Whether Boys Should Have to Pee Sitting Down
Urinating While Standing Is a 'Human Right,' Insists Party Leader Vidar KleppeClick here
October 03, 2006
City Paints 'No Parking' Zone Around Man's Car, Then Gives Him a Ticket
Two Injured in Rollover Accident Caused by Flying Brassiere
Fire Extinguisher Model No Longer Available Due to Fire at Factory
October 02, 2006
Woman Arrested on 39 Counts of Neglecting Hamsters
Real Estate Agent Speculates That Prime Office Building's Inability to Sign Up Any Tenants in Over a Year May Be Due to Bagpipers Constantly Playing Outside
Click hereOctober 01, 2006
Employer Interviewing for Accounting Position Asks Applicants to Perform Bon Jovi's 'Livin' on a Prayer' on Air Guitar
Click hereDoughnut Shop Is Converted Into Police Station
New Chevy Silverado Ad Features Terrorist Attacks, Nuclear Explosion
