SPECIAL REPORT

Cops, Paramedics Increasingly Frustrated by Emergency Callers Who Are Idiots
* Police Alerted to Hedgehog Stuck in Noodle Container, People Taking Too Long to Buy Cigarettes
Click here* Paramedics Called for Stubbed Toe, Itchy Wrist, Help With Making Dinner
Click here* Ambulances Summoned by Woman Who Broke Fingernail, Man Who Dreamed He Was Unconscious, TV Owner Who Had Trouble Changing Channel
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Thursday, December 28, 2006