January 01, 2007
Soccer Team Offers to Trade Goalie for Gas Pipeline
Team Previously Traded Player for Two Sets of Goalposts and Half a PigClick here
December 31, 2006
December 30, 2006
Eight Million Australians Infected With Parasite That Makes Men Stupid and Turns Women Into Sex Kittens
Germans Baffled by Outbreak of Exploding Toad Syndrome
December 29, 2006
68 Pieces of Luggage Belonging to Continental Airlines Passengers Re-Routed to Pet Store Dumpster
Click hereDecember 28, 2006
SPECIAL REPORT
Cops, Paramedics Increasingly Frustrated by Emergency Callers Who Are Idiots
* Police Alerted to Hedgehog Stuck in Noodle Container, People Taking Too Long to Buy Cigarettes
Click here* Paramedics Called for Stubbed Toe, Itchy Wrist, Help With Making Dinner
Click here* Ambulances Summoned by Woman Who Broke Fingernail, Man Who Dreamed He Was Unconscious, TV Owner Who Had Trouble Changing Channel
Click hereDecember 27, 2006
Sub-Orbital Rocket Containing Cremated Rabbit, Poetry, Hair Samples Fails to Make Contact With Aliens
December 24, 2006
The Harrison Report Santa Claus Update
* Armed Santas Rob Cell Phone Store in Mall
Click here* Santa Triggers Arrest of Naked Truck Driver
Click here* Gang of 100 Drunk Santas Cause Mayhem in Shopping Center
Click here* Santa Pronounced Dead at Christmas Party
Click here# posted by The Harrison Report @ Sunday, December 24, 2006 
December 23, 2006
Mass Naked Run to Protest Excessive Packaging of Grain-Based Alcohol Cancelled by Chinese Governmment
Seven Injured by Monks With Crowbars, Sledgehammers
December 22, 2006
Florida Woman Charged in Hit-Hit-Hit-Hit-Hit-and-Run Accident
December 21, 2006
Man Awarded £3.1 Million Because Accident at Work Increased His Libido
California Highway Buried Under 50,000 Pounds of Hostess Twinkies
Click here# posted by The Harrison Report @ Thursday, December 21, 2006
December 20, 2006
CNET Interview With Virtual Real-Estate Magnate Repeatedly Sabotaged by Animated Flying Penises
Click hereWisconsin Teen Faces $100,000 Fine, 25 Years in Prison for Stealing Bag of Potato Chips
December 19, 2006
Tennessee Titans' Raccoon Mascot Sued for $20 Million for Hitting Opposing Quarterback With Golf Cart
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