Soccer Team Offers to Trade Goalie for Gas Pipeline
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Monday, January 01, 2007
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Emergency Alarm Traced to Turtle Fart
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Sunday, December 31, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Saturday, December 30, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Saturday, December 30, 2006
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68 Pieces of Luggage Belonging to Continental Airlines Passengers Re-Routed to Pet Store Dumpster
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Friday, December 29, 2006
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SPECIAL REPORT
Cops, Paramedics Increasingly Frustrated by Emergency Callers Who Are Idiots
* Police Alerted to Hedgehog Stuck in Noodle Container, People Taking Too Long to Buy Cigarettes
Click here* Paramedics Called for Stubbed Toe, Itchy Wrist, Help With Making Dinner
Click here* Ambulances Summoned by Woman Who Broke Fingernail, Man Who Dreamed He Was Unconscious, TV Owner Who Had Trouble Changing Channel
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Thursday, December 28, 2006
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Federal Judge Approves Constitutional Right to Make Movie About Evil Teddy Bear
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Wednesday, December 27, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Wednesday, December 27, 2006
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The Harrison Report Santa Claus Update
* Armed Santas Rob Cell Phone Store in Mall
Click here* Santa Triggers Arrest of Naked Truck Driver
Click here* Gang of 100 Drunk Santas Cause Mayhem in Shopping Center
Click here* Santa Pronounced Dead at Christmas Party
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Sunday, December 24, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Saturday, December 23, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Saturday, December 23, 2006
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North Korean Leader Beefs Up Military by Boosting Supply of Karaoke Machines
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Friday, December 22, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Friday, December 22, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Thursday, December 21, 2006
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California Highway Buried Under 50,000 Pounds of Hostess Twinkies
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Thursday, December 21, 2006
CNET Interview With Virtual Real-Estate Magnate Repeatedly Sabotaged by Animated Flying Penises
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Wednesday, December 20, 2006
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Wednesday, December 20, 2006
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Tennessee Titans' Raccoon Mascot Sued for $20 Million for Hitting Opposing Quarterback With Golf Cart
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# posted by The Harrison Report @ Tuesday, December 19, 2006
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